Our executive producer Adam Gobeski likes to pick films for us to review. This is where those suggestions go to die.

MovieYearDescriptionWill We Review It?
Shoah19859 1/2 hour Holocaust documentary, so perfect for a riveting podcast episode!No
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice2016Two men bond over their mother's first nameNo
Saw IV2007Despite Jigsaw's death, the series inexplicably continuesNo
Orca1977"Moby Dick", except it takes up less of your time and is somehow still insufferableNo
Rocky IV1985Rocky ends the Cold WarNo
King Kong1976A beloved monster movie gets a less than beloved remakeNo
Dark Star1974One of the top ten space comedies of the 1970'sNo
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol1987Presumably has Steven Guttenberg and Michael WinslowNo
The Man in the White Suit1951A movie about an altruistic chemist? I'm not sure I understand what those words mean together...Maybe
Johnny Dangerously1984Man struggles to live his life with an adverb for a last nameNo
One From the Heart1982No Mr. Coppola, no amount of good will you've built up will make us like it!No
Alien Resurrection1997Unfortunate self-allegory on the reanimation of the movie franchiseNo
The Cobbler2014Wait, this was directed by Tom McCarthy...? I'll pretend I didn't read that...No
Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart in Peril1972Apparently, NOT a YouTube videoMaybe
Avatar2009Smurfs in Space. OK, that's not fair. I can watch The Smurfs without wearing special glasses.No
MegaForce1982But... Barry Bostwick...No
Shrek Forever After2010My fifth favorite Shrek movie!No
Multiplicity1996The original inspiration for the movie "Split"No
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull2008Unsurprisingly, a couple of radiation physicists have some complaints about a certain scene in this one...No
The Boss Baby2017If there's anything that children love, it's "Glengarry Glen Ross" references...Maybe
King Solomon's Mines1985The movie Sharon Stone was accidentally cast in!No
Napoleon1927Eh, Stanley Kubrick didn't like it, so there's my excuse for not subjecting a guest to this oneProbably Not
Starman1984In case you pine for the days Jeff Bridges WASN'T always playing a cowboyProbably Not
Rampage201812-year-old me thinks this is a great idea for a movieNo
The Andromeda Strain1971Tagline is literally "Rated G...But May Be Too INTENSE For Younger Children"No
Ma and Pa Kettle at the Fair1952Has humor targeted specifically at country folk aged well?No
Batman & Robin1997Ice-themed puns notwithstandingNo
Swimfan2002Details how Earth has been ruined by instant messaging appsNo
Head1968Plotless Monkees movie with credited writer Jack Nicholson!No
Underworld: Awakening2012Werewolves, vampires, blah, blah, blahNo