Our executive producer Adam Gobeski likes to pick films for us to review. This is where those suggestions go to die.
|Will We Review It?
|OK, you probably SHOULD watch this, but a it’s a 9 1/2 hour Holocaust documentary and maybe not the best idea for our first episode…
|Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
|Two men bond over their mother’s first name
|Despite Jigsaw’s death, the series inexplicably continues
|“Moby Dick”, except it takes up less of your time and is somehow still insufferable
|Rocky ends the Cold War
|A beloved monster movie gets a less than beloved remake
|One of the top ten space comedies of the 1970’s
|Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
|Presumably has Steven Guttenberg and Michael Winslow
|The Man in the White Suit
|A movie about an altruistic chemist? I’m not sure I understand what those words mean together…
|Man struggles to live his life with an adverb for a last name
|One From the Heart
|No Mr. Coppola, no amount of good will you’ve built up will make us like it!
|Unfortunate self-allegory on the reanimation of the movie franchise
|Wait, this was directed by Tom McCarthy…? I’ll pretend I didn’t read that…
|Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart in Peril
|Apparently, NOT a YouTube video
|Smurfs in Space. OK, that’s not fair. I can watch The Smurfs without wearing special glasses.
|But… Barry Bostwick…
|Shrek Forever After
|My fifth favorite Shrek movie!
|The original inspiration for the movie “Split”
|Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
|Unsurprisingly, a couple of radiation physicists have some complaints about a certain scene in this one…
|The Boss Baby
|If there’s anything that children love, it’s “Glengarry Glen Ross” references…
|King Solomon’s Mines
|The movie Sharon Stone was accidentally cast in!
|Eh, Stanley Kubrick didn’t like it, so there’s my excuse for not subjecting a guest to this one
|In case you pine for the days Jeff Bridges WASN’T always playing a cowboy
|12-year-old me thinks this is a great idea for a movie
|The Andromeda Strain
|Tagline is literally “Rated G…But May Be Too INTENSE For Younger Children”
|Ma and Pa Kettle at the Fair
|Has humor targeted specifically at country folk aged well?
|Batman & Robin
|Ice-themed puns notwithstanding
|Details how Earth has been ruined by instant messaging apps
|Plotless Monkees movie with credited writer Jack Nicholson!
|Werewolves, vampires, blah, blah, blah
|Hell Comes to Frogtown
|And we care because…?
|A bear sadly is not able to finish his meal
|It was years after I saw this that I finally realized John Goodman was a good actor
|London After Midnight
|How does Adam know this ever existed, but not that no copies remain…?
|Larger Than Life
|Has Bill Murray and an elephant; less than the sum of its parts
|A hagiography of sorts about FIFA including the unblemished presidency of… Sepp Blatter
|That’s French for “traffic”!
|The Gong Show Movie
|The second best movie ever made about Chuck Barris
|The only movie we can definitively say has too much Sean Connery
|The reason I still have no desire to vacation in Las Vegas
|The Hottie and the Nottie
|Remember when Paris Hilton was the most unlikable relative of a hotel magnate you could name? Those were more innocent times…
|ABBA: The Movie
|Of movies featuring an “incompetent radio DJ”, this is in my top ten!
|When MoviePass dies, John Travolta will be the only one who attends the funeral
|Matthew McConaughey plays fishing boat captain Baker Dill…OK you’ve already lost me
|Lethal Weapon 4
|Wait, they made a fourth one…?
|Yes, please, absolutely!